A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 1225 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? How about a round of “Plan C: The Revenge of the Killer Chickens” where you have to outsmart a horde of evil chickens hellbent on taking over the server!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just remember, when all else fails, don’t resort to Plan M(urder) right away!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 199 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 218 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quote of Life, a magical phrase that will grant you unimaginable powers and wisdom. Rumor has it that whoever finds this quote will become the ruler of the entire server, with the ability to bend reality to their will. So come join us and embark on the craziest, most life-changing journey of your Minecraft career!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
| Ores Mined: | 8148 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!
But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!
But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 277 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.
Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.
Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
