A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.
Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.
So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!
2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.
3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.
4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.
And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.
Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.
Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?
So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 97 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 181 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.
And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
