Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Crops Grown:	6007
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Dragons Tamed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NEW 1.19 MAP! Arcadia is a 1.19 Semi-Vanilla, Semi-Anarchy server! (NO HACKING) | PVP & RAIDING | NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION |Arcadia is a well-known Semi-Vanilla, Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server that has existed for six years when we went under a different name and still exists to this day. Our server is designed to give a unique survival experience with as close to a barebones survival experience as possible. We offer all our players access to tpa and set homes to make the vanilla experience a bit easier so you dont have to travel far distances. We have some other QoL plugins as well. We offer no land claiming and no grief prevention except at spawn. So remember to keep your base hidden and far away!IPs/Discord: Server address: play.mcarcadia.com Discord: https://discord.gg/arcadiaServer Details: – World border is at 150k – Running on 1.19 – NA East Server

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mines Excavated:	4550
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6807	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9420	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Items Found:	1789	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Towns Built:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Animals Bred:	182
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

NostalgiaCraft – Where Community and Creativity Unite! (Bedrock & Java Crossplay)Build, Create, Thrive: Collaborate within our community to craft awe-inspiring structures in a 100K world border. Apply for spawn access to showcase your skills!Claim Your Domain: Vanilla gameplay made convenient with commands like /spawn and /sethome. Focus on adventure and creation.Adventure Awaits: Engage in wild PvP and daring thievery. Forge alliances, conquer challenges, and uncover the unknown.Enhanced Features: Enjoy the little things—sit on stairs for a cozy touch, toggle phantoms for restful nights, and experience fast leaf decay. Say goodbye to pesky creeper holes.Thriving Economy: Dive into an item-based economy with an active trading system. Utilize /trade to exchange resources and thrive in a player-driven marketplace. Active Staff, Quick Support: Our dedicated team ensures your experience is exceptional. Get help through discord tickets.Visit Our Wiki: https://nostalgiacraft.fun/wiki Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/rmNcuGX

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Buildings Constructed:	42	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.