Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Emeralds Found:	8432
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Crops Grown:	9248
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	9277	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	2908	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Dimension Hops:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Farms Harvested:	455
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Towns Built:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Divine Spears Created:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Bedrock Cross-play now supported!TownySMP is a 1.20.x Earth Survival server with a semi-vanilla RPG experience. We are dedicated to creating a friendly and inviting community. Established in March of 2021, we are run by experienced professionals who look to bring Minecraft to the next level!Claim your land using Towny and invite your friends to create thriving towns and nations. Earn money actively using JobsReborn or sell basic materials with a command, then trade it away at PlayerShops! Rank-up using ingame money to earn new perks, boosts, and tags. Whether your goal is to compete, build, or just make new friends: TownySMP is the server for you!Features: – Towny claim system with no-grief survival – Rank System with Custom Perks – Player-focused economy – Jobs & /sell to earn money – Voting Crates & Pinata – RPG Experience with McMMO – Dedicated server hardware

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Potions Brewed:	94
Enchantments Applied:	120	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	206	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	714	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.