Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	173	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

What does Ardania have to offer? -> A freebuild construction world (20,000×20,000) with a capital -> Farm worlds (Nether, End and Normal) -> Currency system, jobs/professions and shops -> A promotion system with newcomers, players & regulars -> Home points, player portals, guild portals and world hub -> An event world with some minigames like Mobarena, Spleef and others -> A dungeon world with different instances -> A PvP world and a Jump’N’Run world -> Building contests or community projects in the creative building world -> More features like weddings, guilds and much more!Server-IP: Server.Ardania.de Website: Ardania.de Discord: Discord.Ardania.de

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4835	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Dimension Hops:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Star Shards Collected:	166	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9958	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	996
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Potions Brewed:	73
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	138	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	1871	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	6506	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

AcentraMC is a rising Minecraft Network, which offers an enjoyable experience for its fellow community. Join us to try our amazing gamemodes!Gamemodes: – Annhilation – Ranked Bedwars – Practice – Prison – Creative – Skyblock & more…

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Villages Defended:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.