Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

age, aging, aging process, emotional changes, FITNESS, health, Hitters, Hitting the Wall, male aging, Masculinity, Men, mental health, midlife crisis, Minecraft, personal growth, physical changes, psychological changes, self esteem, self-care, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Wall

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	3945	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2624	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Relaunch of the legendary semi-vanilla server! GRIEFING & RAIDING! SETHOMES & TPA! VOTING REWARDS! (No claims, economy, map resets, or hacking) SEMI-VANILLA at its PURIST.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Emeralds Found:	9390

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	3678	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Ores Mined:	9158	Buildings Constructed:	46

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Towns Built:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	102
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

MSRebound is a semi-vanilla SMP that never resets and quickly updates. So explore a world rich with history, and interact with the friendly community. We also have simple leveling in mcmmo, custom heads, player shops, & Discord integration.Feel free to join us anytime! :DAlso, if you are worried about us shutting down like a lot of other small servers, we’ve been going for 4+ years. We aren’t going anywhere.We don’t support Mojang’s chat report feature. It has been disabled on our server if you worry about that sort of thing. However, our server rules still apply and will be enforced by our staff.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Void Gems Collected:	37
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2939

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.