Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

age, aging, aging process, emotional changes, FITNESS, health, Hitters, Hitting the Wall, male aging, Masculinity, Men, mental health, midlife crisis, Minecraft, personal growth, physical changes, psychological changes, self esteem, self-care, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Wall

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Server Minecraft Indonesia Java & Bedrock ° Survival – Economy RPG ° Gacha ° And Others²

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5231	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Towns Built:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchantments Applied:	174
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Are you interested in the ultimate online semi-vanilla survival experience? Then ProtectorsCraft is for you! ProtectorsCraft is a server based solely on providing the best Semi-Vanilla experience. It’s online 24/7, with up to 100 players. Best thing? It’s crossplay compatible with both bedrock and Java platforms! Since our creation in early 2020, we have steadily built our server around the needs and feedback of our community, and now we are inviting you to be part of our adventure.Server IP [1.13-1.20.4]: play.protectorscraft.us Server IP (Bedrock) [1.20.40 – 1.20.51]: play.protectorscraft.us:19132 Website: http://protectorscraft.us/ Discord: http://protectorscraft.us/discord Server Commands: http://protectorscraft.us/wiki/commands Player Tiers: http://protectorscraft.us/wiki/ranks/tiers Owner: KaludiSome features our survival server comes with: Home & Claim System, Warp System, TPA System, Economy System, Unique And Custom Made Player Tier System, Seamless Custom Made Bedrock and JAVA Inventory, and Vote Reward System Player tiers go from Coal Rank, all the way to Netherite Rank. Seamless Custom Made Bedrock Forms For Bedrock Players, And Custom Made Inventory Menus For JAVA Players, Vote Reward System, Very friendly Community, Staff and Owner, who is always listening to feedback and working on updates!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3623	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3952
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	720	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Star Shards Collected:	160	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Emeralds Found:	7697	Meteorites Collected:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.