Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

age, aging, aging process, emotional changes, FITNESS, health, Hitters, Hitting the Wall, male aging, Masculinity, Men, mental health, midlife crisis, Minecraft, personal growth, physical changes, psychological changes, self esteem, self-care, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Wall

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	149	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Emeralds Found:	4538	Mines Excavated:	1043
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Villages Defended:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Crops Grown:	7920
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Farms Harvested:	558
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

# | BlizzardMC Hey there! Looking for an amazing Factions experience? Well, look no further! BlizzardMC is the new upcoming Factions Server for the crossplay competitive scene! > **__Unique Features__** * Custom Base Layouts! * EclipticZone (Darkzone with a twist) * Custom Spawners * Superb Staff Team > __**PvP Features**__* 50+ Custom Enchants * Bosses & GKits * Custom Armor & Weapons with Custom Abilities. * Masks, Pets and Armor Crystals! * Daily KOTHs, Hourly Envoys! # $600 SC Payouts Join today and don’t miss out! Discord: https://discord.gg/uRnfwe6ZQT Trailer: https://youtu.be/kBJYnQJq4LA

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2062
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Runes Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Magic Items Found:	8726	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

StarRail SMP

Survival

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.