Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Items Found:	4545	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyNoobsBegone

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2568	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

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so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

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lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Brainy Sleepy Check

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So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Amazing SMP

Adventure, Balanced, building, Community, Conquer, Cross-Play, Economy, Empire, endless possibilities, Exploration, fair, Friends, Journey, Minecraft, pay to win, Resources, Survival, team-up, THRIVING, Trade, Wild

[EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Farms Harvested:	270	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Xique Xique Network

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Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!

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Enival Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Enival is a month old, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server, and it has a whitelist to keep griefers out. The server also includes a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat for a better experience. There is no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What kind of server is Enival?	Enival is a vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community.
Are there any mods/datapacks on the server?	Yes, there are a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat.
Is there a whitelist on the server?	Yes, the server has a whitelist system to keep griefers out.
Can players suggest changes for the server?	Yes, players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
How can I join the server?	You can apply on the Discord server using the link provided.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Shark Date Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1103	Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3784	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7862
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BoomerCamBlocker420

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magic Items Found:	4252	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Crops Grown:	5186	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Potions Brewed:	50
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Last Day Craft!

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What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SinwarSlayer69

OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

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so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.