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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3862 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.