WagnerCraft: No Tragic Mistakes!

Belarus, border, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign ministry, international relations, intervention, Mercenaries, Military, MISTAKES, Peacekeeping, political tensions, SECURITY, tragic, tragic mistakes, Troops, Ukraine, Wagner PMC, WagnerCraft, Withdrawal

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where we have belarusian troops and mercenaries from wagner PMC fighting at the border with Ukraine! like, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this chaotic battle for survival?! the foreign ministry is even begging us not to make “tragic mistakes” and to withdraw, but we’re like nah, let’s keep the madness going! join now for a wild ride of craziness and mayhem, where anything can happen!

Foot Minecraft SMP Fetish Profit

feet, fetish, fetishism, foot, foot domination, foot fantasy, foot fetish, foot fetish business, foot fetish community, foot fetish content, foot fetish earnings, foot fetish industry, foot fetish market, foot fetish monetization, foot fetish products, foot fetish services, Foot modeling, foot slave, foot worship, Minecraft, monetize, profit, selling feet pics, smp

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just mine diamonds, we mine laughs! Join us if you want to make bank off your foot fetish – that’s right, we’ve got a whole economy based on trading rare foot pics in-game. Don’t ask how it started, just roll with it.

But that’s not all – we’ve got legendary tales of players who have built entire empires out of nothing but dirt and determination. One guy turned a simple chicken coop into a booming poultry business that rivals KFC. Another player discovered a secret underground rave party hosted by creepers – and lived to tell the tale!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see where your foot fetish can take you. Just make sure to watch your step – you never know what kind of crazy adventures await around every corner!

XmasBlockParty

avoiding confrontation, awkward situations, communication breakdown, coping with betrayal, dating drama, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family secrets, friendship fallout, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Honesty and trust, mental health, peace and quiet, personal growth, relationships, self-care, sibling conflict, XmasBlockParty

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Players Killed by Monsters:	9766
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Items Found:	5157	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of spending Christmas with your boring family? Looking for a way to avoid awkward conversations and drama? Join our Minecraft server instead!

We promise no family drama, no awkward silences, just pure gaming fun. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can build a snowman army to take over the virtual world.

Don’t be the only one missing out on the epic adventures and hilarious antics on our server. Leave your real-life problems behind and join us for a Christmas you’ll never forget (in a good way, not like that time Uncle Bob drank too much eggnog and started singing karaoke).

So ditch the family drama and join our Minecraft server for a Christmas celebration like no other. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with your sister dating your ex-best friend.

HateCity USA – Where griefers roam and creepers explode!

city, CREEPERS, dislike, explode, Griefers, HateCity, least appealing, least attractive, least desirable, least enjoyed, least favorite, least favorite city, least favorite destination, least favorite location, least favorite place, least favorite spot, least liked, least preferred, least visited, opinion, reasons, roam, US city, Usa, why

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of boring old cities in the US? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and explore a world where you can build your dream city without any pesky traffic or annoying neighbors.

Forget about your least favorite US city and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will keep you coming back for more.

So why waste your time in a boring city when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Join now and let the fun begin!

Trump’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

#announcement, Adventures, Arctic, blocky, Canada, central america, controversial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Greenland, international relations, Minecraft, North America, panama, Politics, potential expansion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, teasing, territorial claims, Territory, trump, Trumps, US expansion

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Farms Harvested:	560	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump building walls in panama, greenland, and canada!!! he’s expanding his empire and needs YOUR help to protect it from creepers and zombies!!! build the biggest wall ever seen in minecraft and make trump proud!!! join now for a chance to win a golden toilet block for your house!!! don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your life!!! #buildthewall #trumpminecraftempire 🤣🤣🤣

CraftyMissileKyiv

arms race, CraftyMissileKyiv, Defense, defense systems, eastern europe, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, long range missiles, military advancements, military technology, missile capabilities, missile development, missile technology, Moscow, national security, political tensions, SECURITY, strategic weapons, Ukraine, ukraine news

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

lol imagine if ukraine just wanted to play minecraft with russia but they were like nah we gonna launch missiles at u instead. well u dont have to worry about that on our server cuz we all about peace and building cool stuff together. plus, our server is so lit that even the ukraine missile would wanna join us instead of hitting moscow. come join us and let’s build a world where missiles are just for launching pigs into the air for fun. #minecraftforpeace #missilesareforfun #joinusnow

Yellow Nail PCP Quest

cell biology, Defects, Diagnosis, Genetic cause, genetic disorders, genetic mutations, genetic pathways, genetic testing, lymphedema, Medical research, nail, nail abnormalities, Pathogenesis, pcp, PCP pathway, planar cell polarity, Quest, rare diseases, research, respiratory symptoms, study, Treatment, Yellow, yellow nail syndrome

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

so, like, u know how sometimes ur nails turn yellow for no reason? well, turns out it’s cuz of this crazy genetic thing called planar cell polarity pathway. like, who knew ur nails could be affected by some pathway in ur body, right? but on this server, we embrace all the weird and wacky things about genetics, even if it means ur nails turn funky colors. join us if u wanna learn more about the genetic cause of yellow nail syndrome and maybe even find a cure for it in the world of minecraft. cuz why not, right? we’re all about the bizarre and unexpected here. come join the fun and see where the PCP pathway takes u!

MAGIC LEND server Minecraft

banner, Community, Creative, description, Gaming, image, Lazy, MAGIC LEND, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, personal account, PHOTO, Picture, Players, Screenshot, Server, world

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crops Grown:	2395
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

The owner of the “MAGIC LEND” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

f1.qwertyx.host:29266

TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Conquer, Discord, discovery, exclusive, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Immersive, Journey, landscapes, Majestic, mettle, PvP, Quests, Reality, Realmpvp, smp, Structures, TechnoTerra, Untold, vision

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Unveil the Mysteries Minecraft Server

Dare to step into a Minecraft realm like never before. This isn’t just a realm; it’s an immersive journey where untold mysteries await your exploration.

🏰 Realm Secrets:

🌌 Traverse through landscapes that hold secrets yet to be unveiled.
🏛️ Craft majestic structures that reflect your unique vision.
⚔️ Embark on daring quests and conquer challenges that test your mettle.
🎭 Immerse yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.

Ready for the extraordinary?

There are 3 realms you can join:

Realm Name	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

Join now and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery go hand in hand! ✨🕹️

Discord Invite

FAQ

Q: How do I join a realm?

A: Copy the realm code and paste it into the “Join Realm” section of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord channel for rules and guidelines.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the realm?

A: Yes, feel free to share the realm codes with your friends.

“VibeCraft” 1.21.1

1.21.1, Appointment, Assad, Assad’s health, Clinic, eye care, eye doctor, Eye exam, eye health, Happening, health, Lenscrafters, Medical check-up, Medical visit, Moscow, ophthalmology, Optical store, optometry, RETURNS, russia, Treatment, VibeCraft, vision

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? Assad, yeah the dude from Syria, he’s like back in the game but not as a dictator, nah man, he’s like fixing people’s eyes at a LensCrafters in Moscow!

And get this, he’s not just doing regular eye exams, he’s like performing surgery and stuff! Like, who knew this guy had mad skills with a scalpel, am I right?

So, if you wanna experience the thrill of having your eyes worked on by a former dictator turned eye doctor, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like virtual reality but with a touch of real-life craziness, man!

Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you end up seeing the world through Assad’s eyes, then you might regret it a little bit. But hey, that’s the risk you take for some top-notch eye care in the virtual world, right?

Kurva Anyátok’s Minecraft SMP

adult language, Anyátoks, curse words, disrespectful language, explicit content, explicit language, Hungarian, Hungarian curse words, inappropriate language, insult, kurva, kurva anyátok, long tail tag, mature language, Minecraft, NSFW, offensive language, offensive words, parental advisory, Profanity, smp, strong language, strong language warning, swear words, vulgar language

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and a community of players who have all collectively lost their minds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret disco party in the Nether where you can dance the night away with pigmen and ghasts.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil bunnies, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and participate in weekly llama fashion shows? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the madness!

MomDeservesNoHome

communication breakdown, emotional turmoil, Eviction, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Family Support, financial burden, financial honesty, financial struggles, gambling addiction, Generational conflict, housing crisis, MomDeservesNoHome, mother-daughter relationship, parental betrayal, sibling dynamics, subsidized housing, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Looking for a place to build your dream castle without worrying about rent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without the stress of eviction letters showing up in your mailbox.

Join us and meet fellow players who understand the struggle of living with family members who dip into your rent money for cigarettes and gambling. Our community is full of supportive players who will have your back when you need to vent about selfish family members.

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs a roof over their head when you can have a virtual castle in the sky? Plus, if worst comes to worst, you can always crash at your virtual boyfriend’s place. 😉

BlockyJobRageQuit

anger, BlockyJobRageQuit, Burnout, Career Change, Decision making, discrimination, Disrespect, Frustration, Harassment, Job, lack of support, mistreatment, no growth opportunities, on the spot, poor management, Quitting, reasons, stress, toxic culture, unethical behavior, work environment

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Enchantments Applied:	80
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7393	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring jobs that make you want to quit on the spot? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the daily grind! Join us and experience a world where you can quit your job in the most epic way possible – by blowing up your boss’s office with TNT! Say goodbye to boring meetings and hello to building your dream castle out of diamond blocks. So why wait? Join now and let’s quit some jobs together in the most explosive way possible!

BlockyVirus-FreeMS-Fun

Autoimmune Disease, BlockyVirusFreeMSFun, chronic condition, correlation, Covid-19, disability, findings, health, immune system, infection, Medical, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, neurological disorder, neurology, pandemic, research, respiratory illness, study, Symptoms, Virus

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8888	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

so like, u know how some people think if u get covid-19 with MS it’s gonna make ur symptoms worse? well guess what, this server is like the opposite of that! it’s like a magical place where ur MS symptoms disappear when u catch covid-19 in the game. it’s like a reverse curse or something, it’s wild! join us and experience the wackiest adventure of ur life, where covid-19 is actually a blessing in disguise. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and see for urself!

WildCraftMC

Advanced Fishing, Advancements, Blaze and Caves Datapack, Clue Scrolls, Crates, Crazy Enchants, Creative, custom fish, Custom NPC Trades, Discord, Donating, FishingVillage, LWC Protection, Minibosses, Quests, rocket boots, RPG, SerenePost, smp, Survival, Voting, WildCraftMC

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

IP: play.wildcraftmc.com

We would like to invite you to become a member of our server community.

Main

Version	Java 1.21.1
Accessibility	1.9-1.21.x
Established	April 17, 2011
Chat Reporting	Disabled
Location	Eastern Coast of North America

Features

Grief Prevention: Claim your lands to protect your builds from grief.
Community: Friendly and safe community with a Discord server for discussions.
Ranks: Voting and donating ranks with unique perks.
Crates: Redeem special keys for rewards.
Economy: Earn in-game currency through jobs, events, fishing, mining, and player shops.
Advancements: Custom RPG play style, mini bosses, quests, fishing features, and more.

Misc

LWC Protection: Lock chests, gates, doors, etc outside of claims.
Crazy Enchants: Additional enchantments with better abilities.
Clue Scrolls: Complete tasks & events for rewards.
Rocket Boots: Different boots with fun features.

Extras

Custom NPC Trades: /warp SerenePost
Advanced Fishing & Custom Fish: /warp FishingVillage

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the IP address: play.wildcraftmc.com

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules listed on our website or in-game.

3. How can I protect my builds from griefing?

You can use the Grief Prevention feature to claim your lands and protect your builds from griefing.

4. How do I earn ranks on the server?

You can earn ranks by voting daily or by donating to support the server. Each rank comes with unique perks and rewards.

5. Can I participate in events and quests?

Yes, we offer inclusive events and quests that you can play on your own or with friends. These events offer exclusive rewards and items.

6. Is the server economy-based?

Yes, you can earn in-game currency through jobs, events, fishing, mining, and setting up your own player shop.

Frontline Flex 1.20.4

1.20.4, bhob, dchaokeks, dollar value guide, dolls, elmo1205, Events, EXILIUM, exiliumdc, Fiery Bond, flex, Frontline, GFLEX, gift, Girls’ Frontline 2, glassisle, guides, hazard patrol map, Itasha, Launch, lore material, Makiatto, mica, News, REDEEM, Resources, Rhapsody Quartet, Sojourners of the Glass Island, springfield, Story summary, Sunborn, suomi, suomi1205, Tololo, translated story, Ullrid, ullrid1205

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s like Girls’ Frontline 2: Exilium but in blocky form? Join now for a wild ride filled with resources and guides that will blow your mind.

Forget about boring old dollar value guides, we’ve got a spreadsheet that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the translated story and lore material – it’s like reading a book written by a villager on acid.

Explore hazard patrol maps that will make you question your sanity, and watch preview videos that will make you want to build a giant statue of Makiatto in your world. Plus, we’ve got news and events that will make you want to mine diamonds until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Use secret codes like ELMOLIVE and GFL2GIFTME to unlock hidden treasures and unleash chaos upon the land. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, don’t redeem OMNGKTWN or you might end up in the Nether with no way out.