Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!

We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!

Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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