Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!

We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!

Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 New Chunks Explored: 481113
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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