| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 5988 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 725 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4841 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 3725 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4241 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Ores Mined: | 1562 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Server Information |
|---|
| Host: Max8abug |
| Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP |
| Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset |
| Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained |
| Events: Player events with survival rewards |
| Minigames: Spleef |
| IP: moonbat.ddns.net |
| Version: 1.21.4 |
A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net
A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe
A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server
A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 7093 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Votes: | 1634 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 6133 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!
Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!
So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 1349 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 9027 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 276588 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 7878 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 7734 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 9152 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.
so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2794 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 676 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3347 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 690871 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1546 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 145 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| About TCT |
|---|
| IP: thecraftytable.com |
Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.
We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.
Our plugins:
What makes us unique?
One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.
We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.
Key links:
TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server currently on? | We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1. |
| When are your community meetings held? | Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT. |
| How can I suggest changes for the server? | You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community. |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 274 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.
Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.
And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2284 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!
So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 7003 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 448 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?
With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 2078 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 241 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.
Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 6262 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
