| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 728 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9365 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 2522 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 27 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 536 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 5141 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Server Information |
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| Host: Max8abug |
| Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP |
| Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset |
| Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained |
| Events: Player events with survival rewards |
| Minigames: Spleef |
| IP: moonbat.ddns.net |
| Version: 1.21.4 |
A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net
A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe
A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server
A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 562 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Animals Bred: | 139 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 146 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7577 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!
Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!
So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 3069 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 4937 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 5139 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Emeralds Found: | 1728 |
| Votes: | 2573 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 295 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6126 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.
so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7995 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4216 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 982 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 340 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| About TCT |
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| IP: thecraftytable.com |
Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.
We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.
Our plugins:
What makes us unique?
One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.
We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.
Key links:
TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server currently on? | We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1. |
| When are your community meetings held? | Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT. |
| How can I suggest changes for the server? | You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community. |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 5609 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.
Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.
And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9982 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!
So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 3789 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Crops Grown: | 3558 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 122 |
Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?
With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!
