| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 657 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 454 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 45 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 285 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 3785 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!
Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!
So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 4231 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 306 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 130 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 3286 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 4184 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5009 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Magic Items Found: | 7800 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.
so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 5654 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 6466 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8178 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 5151 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 141 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 6886 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5383 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 78 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| About TCT |
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| IP: thecraftytable.com |
Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.
We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.
Our plugins:
What makes us unique?
One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.
We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.
Key links:
TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server currently on? | We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1. |
| When are your community meetings held? | Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT. |
| How can I suggest changes for the server? | You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community. |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 5787 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 5106 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 406952 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.
Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.
And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 295 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!
So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3662 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?
With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2724 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1417 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.
Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 2338 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 3456 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1985 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4483 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 915 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
