| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9938 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 9771 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5061 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6911 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!
Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!
So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 7172 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4387 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Potions Brewed: | 140 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 3794 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 244 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 3202 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 289 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 1264 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4372 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.
so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 2762 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5239 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2104 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Star Shards Collected: | 172 |
| Crops Grown: | 1617 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 279 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5802 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 142 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Magic Items Found: | 6896 |
| About TCT |
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| IP: thecraftytable.com |
Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.
We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.
Our plugins:
What makes us unique?
One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.
We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.
Key links:
TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server currently on? | We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1. |
| When are your community meetings held? | Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT. |
| How can I suggest changes for the server? | You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community. |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 7894 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.
Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.
And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5370 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 495 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!
So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 4746 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?
With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 3732 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.
Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 1803 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 148 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2097 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 7956 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
