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NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	5250
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1388
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	6372	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	168
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	34	Farms Harvested:	571
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magic Items Found:	5575	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4956	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2525
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	980
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Votes:	9658	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3605
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Items Found:	3170
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Buildings Constructed:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

Players:	100/800	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Animals Bred:	35
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5