Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the villains are as crazy as a box of creepers on a sugar rush! Forget about your typical bad guys like nazis or Soviets, we’ve got villains that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe tremble!

Join our server if you want to face off against the evil Sheep Overlord, who commands an army of woolly warriors to take over the land. Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge the dreaded Chicken Mafia, who rule the underground chicken fighting ring with an iron beak.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has retired from terrorizing the realm and is now running a cozy bed and breakfast for weary travelers. And don’t even get us started on the mischievous Llama Bandits, who steal all the llamas in sight just for kicks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight against villains that are more absurd than a pig riding a spider? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges in the blocky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Void Armor Forged: 20
Villages Defended: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Mythical Relics Collected: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

    Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

    Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

    So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • WifeOverDaughterCraft

    WifeOverDaughterCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

    Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

    With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Star Shards Collected: 191 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • LoveStruck SMP

    LoveStruck SMP
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

    Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 14

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BlockyConspiracy

    BlockyConspiracy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Ores Mined: 3625 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

    BeirutBoom Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

    we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

    so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan
    so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

    join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

    Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

    We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Ores Mined: 4024 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Animals Bred: 62 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • EnderLife

    EnderLife

    EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

    Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Carl Lam MTR Server

    Carl Lam MTR Server

    This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Zombie Dances: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    Description
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

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    Our Values

    We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.


    Gameplay Mechanics


    Technicals

    We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

    The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

    We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.


    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

    Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Players Killed by Monsters: 9555
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Zombie Dances: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Snowflake City Minecraft Server

    Snowflake City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

    Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

    Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 485 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Animals Bred: 45 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 83 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

    Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6489 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • SonSquad Minecraft Server

    SonSquad Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

    Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

    UncleCraft: No Free Rides!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Zombie Dances: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • PeakStarGoneMC SMP

    PeakStarGoneMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 675 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 71 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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