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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Star Shards Collected: 148
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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