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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5282 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 571 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.