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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 524 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Farms Harvested: | 902 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
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