Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 596413
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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