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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 5 New Chunks Explored: 404629
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Crops Grown: 7697

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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