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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
Love Letters Sent: 17 Dragon Scales Harvested: 167
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Villages Defended: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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