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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Holy Grails Found: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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