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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
Dragons Tamed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
Meteorites Collected: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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