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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Farms Harvested: 351
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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