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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Falling into the Void: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
New Chunks Explored: 809508 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
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