yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Void Armor Forged: 16
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Magic Items Found: 1368

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4482 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 16
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Crops Grown: 1787 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

    Description Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
    Server Age Four years old
    Features – Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join an existing city? Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
    How can I join the server? Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
    What is the server focus? The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
    Are there custom features on the server? Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Soywalk Minecraft Server

    Soywalk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

    Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 207 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

    Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting
    So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 154 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

    OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8578
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks

    PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a crazy funhouse!

    Join us and embark on a wild journey through different phases of Minecraft life, from building epic castles to battling dragons in the Nether. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world!

    So why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dimension Hops: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyIsraelStrike

    CraftyIsraelStrike
    So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. We got crazier stuff happening than Netanyahu threatening to strike Iran. Like, we don’t mess with nuclear or oil targets, we go straight for the Minecraft military bases. It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build some epic bases to defend against the craziest attacks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone. So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Buildings Constructed: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Mayan Y2K Glitch

    Mayan Y2K Glitch
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a mayan temple that will make you think the world is ending in 2012 all over again! our y2k problem is so intense, you’ll be dodging virtual asteroids and running from virtual zombies like your life depends on it! but don’t worry, our friendly staff will guide you through the chaos and make sure you survive the mayan apocalypse with a smile on your face. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the end of the world in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Mythical Mines

    Mythical Mines

    MythicalMines is a server that is 100% completely self-programmed with a system unlike any other server, we will design it to give you a unique game experience. There will be many features and also rank advantages but ranks will not cost real money currency so everything is obtainable ingame. There will always be updates for Winter Halloween etc.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ScholarMC

    ScholarMC

    ScholarMC is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The ScholarMC ip is play.scholarmc.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 109
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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