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we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Zombie Dances: 2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Epic Battles Fought: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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