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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
Void Gems Collected: 17 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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