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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Meteorites Collected: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 8740
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17

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