CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	52	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Crops Grown:	4804
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	54	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Void Armor Forged:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6834
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Potions Brewed:	153	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Animals Bred:	135
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Farms Harvested:	937	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

TrashyParentCraft

bad behavior, child rearing, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, inappropriate, irresponsible, judgmental, Morals, neglect, parenting, poor role model, red flags, social cues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, upbringing, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Items Found:	7745	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Kingdoms MC

24/7 uptime, Alliance, Builder, Cross-Version Support, DECLARATION, Discord, dynamic playground, expansive world, grief-protected cities, Hidden Secrets, Kingdoms, nation formation, player-driven economy, Regular Events, rich lore, Roleplay, Roleplaying, storyteller, Strategist, town creation, Version 1.21., Worldmap

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	7812	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Potions Brewed:	133
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Kingdoms MC

Kingdoms invites you to craft your own legacy in a world where you can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay. Whether you’re a builder, strategist, or storyteller, there’s a place for you here.

We aim to provide a dynamic playground for all kinds of geopolitical-based roleplaying, where every decision, alliance, and declaration shapes the server in unique ways.

But KingdomsMC isn’t just for roleplayers! Builders will find a home here too, with lasting, grief-protected cities that players can inhabit. Plus, our world is fueled by a player-driven economy, making every trade and transaction meaningful.

Features:

Town Creation	Build and expand your own settlements
Nation Formation	Ally with others to form powerful nations
Rich Lore	Engage in deep, player-driven stories
Regular Events	Participate in community events and challenges
Cross-Version Support	Compatible with multiple Minecraft versions
Expansive World	Explore vast landscapes and hidden secrets
24/7 Uptime	The adventure never stops

Server opening This Friday the 21st!

Version: 1.21 (and above) Join our Discord for access here

Worldmap: map.kingdomsmc.com

Embark on your journey and shape the world of Kingdoms!

FAQ

Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

A: Kingdoms MC is a Minecraft server where players can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay.

Q: When does the server open?

A: The server opens this Friday, the 21st.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: Version 1.21 and above are supported.

Robotic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, Artificial Intelligence, control, Cybernetics, Cyborg, digital manipulation, dystopian, ethical concerns, Frontier, Future, futuristic, human-machine interface, Manipulation, mind control, Mind Control Technology, neural interface, PSA, Robotic, robotics, Robots, science fiction, Technology, Warning

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, get this – on this server, there’s a dude whose fingers have magical mind control powers. I’m not even kidding, it’s like telekinesis but with fingers. And get this, it’s like a normal thing on the server. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you wanna experience some next-level mind control shenanigans while building epic structures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

DadGoneMinecraftServer

absent father, BETRAYAL, college stress, communication breakdown, Daddy Issues, DadGoneMinecraftServer, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family drama, family loyalty, father daughter relationship, financial support, forgiveness, Generational conflict, intergenerational trauma, legal consequences, parental abandonment, reconciliation, regret, self worth, unresolved anger

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world and forget about all the craziness happening in real life!

On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated animals and never have to worry about deadbeat dads asking for money. Build a Starbucks in your virtual world and serve only the best milk to your pixelated friends.

Slap your way to victory as you defend your virtual family from any unwanted guests asking for handouts. Just make sure not to get into legal trouble like some players who take things a bit too seriously!

Join now and escape the drama of real life for a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who has your back no matter what!

GrandmaGoneTil6mos

Boundaries, Boundary, Communication, family dynamics, Grandchild, GrandmaGoneTil6mos, mental health, MIL, mother-in-law, pandemic, parenting, post partum psychosis, postpartum, PPA, ppd, Pregnancy, relationships, stress, Support, TOXIC

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Endless Night Skies:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4162
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Void Gems Collected:	23
Alien Abductions:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic monsters trying to deprive you of fun!

Join us and leave behind the MIL drama, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies. No need to worry about someone throwing out your hard-earned loot or sending back your epic builds – it’s all about peace and creativity here!

So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Build your dream world without any interference from unwanted guests – unless they’re friendly players looking to team up and conquer the virtual realm together. See you in-game!

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