| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready to navigate through financial drama and marital disputes as you build your virtual world. Will you lend your in-game spouse money, or make them dip into their retirement savings? The choice is yours on our server!
So come on down and join the chaos – because who needs a trip to Vegas when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join our server and experience the thrill of facing off against zombie pigmen who moonwalk while attacking, or encountering skeletons who have a strange obsession with wearing top hats.
And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing and loves challenging players to dance battles instead of epic battles.
So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing scary at 3am is how addicted you’ll be to playing on it!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).
also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 45 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about that sustainable life, bro. We ain’t about overexploiting shrimp stocks, nah uh. We got them inclusive solutions that’ll make you say, “Dang, this server is the bomb diggity!”
So come on down and join us on this wild ride of saving dolphins and making the world a better place, one block at a time. Let’s get fishing bans and dolphin conservation up in here, y’all! 🐬🎣🌊
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us and become a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, a cute witch, big titty rapebait (yes, that’s a thing apparently), a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other crazy character you can think of! We welcome humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls… basically any kind of girl you can imagine.
In our Messy Edition, anything goes! Want to roleplay as a mermaid who’s obsessed with collecting forks? Go for it. How about a ninja warrior princess who fights evil with her magical hairbrush? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.
So come on and join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, on Girls You Wanna Be, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But that’s not all, folks! Our server also offers insane mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you pass around a live TNT block and try not to explode, or “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep and try to knock your opponents off their woolly steeds. And let’s not forget about our custom mobs like the Disco Pig, who boogies down while dropping rare loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9408 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 130 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
