| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 154 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 6037 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Aphmau, whose real name is Jessica, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series and storytelling. She has garnered a large following for her family-friendly content and engaging personality. Aphmau also runs a successful merchandise line and has collaborated with other content creators in the gaming community.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready to navigate through financial drama and marital disputes as you build your virtual world. Will you lend your in-game spouse money, or make them dip into their retirement savings? The choice is yours on our server!
So come on down and join the chaos – because who needs a trip to Vegas when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2772 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join our server and experience the thrill of facing off against zombie pigmen who moonwalk while attacking, or encountering skeletons who have a strange obsession with wearing top hats.
And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing and loves challenging players to dance battles instead of epic battles.
So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing scary at 3am is how addicted you’ll be to playing on it!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).
also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about that sustainable life, bro. We ain’t about overexploiting shrimp stocks, nah uh. We got them inclusive solutions that’ll make you say, “Dang, this server is the bomb diggity!”
So come on down and join us on this wild ride of saving dolphins and making the world a better place, one block at a time. Let’s get fishing bans and dolphin conservation up in here, y’all! 🐬🎣🌊
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us and become a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, a cute witch, big titty rapebait (yes, that’s a thing apparently), a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other crazy character you can think of! We welcome humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls… basically any kind of girl you can imagine.
In our Messy Edition, anything goes! Want to roleplay as a mermaid who’s obsessed with collecting forks? Go for it. How about a ninja warrior princess who fights evil with her magical hairbrush? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.
So come on and join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, on Girls You Wanna Be, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 29 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3313 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
But that’s not all, folks! Our server also offers insane mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you pass around a live TNT block and try not to explode, or “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep and try to knock your opponents off their woolly steeds. And let’s not forget about our custom mobs like the Disco Pig, who boogies down while dropping rare loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 8576 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
