| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!
Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!
Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?
Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.
Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?
So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 99 | New Chunks Explored: | 49006 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!
But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 3063 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.
oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
ChillCraft is a new project with cool locations, daily rewards, a quest system, pvp, and much more. – Exciting adventures and quests;
– New crafts and enchantments;
– Casino, economy, shops, auctions;
– Bosses, Dungeons, new structures;
– Air drop, hats, achievements.Come in and be part of the coolest survival and boss killing experience!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.
New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.
Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 923 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Version: java 1.20.1
| Survival Gameplay | Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world. |
| Land System | Create and manage your own tribe with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving nation. |
| Economy | Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count. |
| Custom weapons | Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more! |
| Custom brewing | Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!) |
| Tribes | Create or join tribes with players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak! |
Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)
| Question | Answer |
| How do I join the server? | You can find the server information in our Discord server. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. |
| Can I create my own tribe? | Yes, players have the ability to create their own tribes and invite others to join. |
| Are there any in-game events? | We regularly host events such as PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and more to keep the gameplay exciting. |
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 284 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
