| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 6194 | Enchantments Applied: | 71 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
our study shows dat if u join dis server, u gonna have peer acceptance like never before. u gonna have close friendships dat will make u feel like u on top of da world. and guess what? u gonna have low social anxiety and high life satisfaction. who wouldn’t want dat, amirite?
so come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can make friends, build cool stuff, and just have a blast. trust us, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
xNestorio, also known as Nestor, is a popular Minecraft YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his high-level PvP skills and entertaining content. He is well-known for his intense UHC (Ultra Hardcore) series, where he competes against other players in a battle to be the last one standing. With a dedicated fanbase and a strong presence on social media, xNestorio continues to be a prominent figure in the Minecraft gaming community.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| IP | mc.aus.gg |
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| Server Location | Sydney, Australia |
Discord invite link: https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply here: https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now
To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. It is a whitelisted application-based server.
The server runs the latest version of Minecraft, allowing players to enjoy all the new features of recent updates.
Yes, there are rules in place to maintain a respectful and enjoyable community. Not following these rules may result in removal from the server.
Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops where players can trade using diamonds as currency.
Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land and protect their builds from other players. However, this is optional.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 269 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. And don’t even get us started on our pet zombie army, led by a chicken with a mustache.
So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that if you don’t, you might miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather. And trust us, you don’t want to miss that! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
On our server, you won’t have to worry about falling down the stairs and hitting your head, only to have someone refuse to call for help because it’s too inconvenient. We prioritize safety and well-being, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands.
Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never shrug off your concerns or ignore your needs. Say goodbye to diabetic diets and hello to unlimited virtual snacks!
Join us now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life family issues when you can have virtual fun with us?
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But wait, there’s more! Want to report a bug or give feedback? Head over to our forums and let your voice be heard. Our latest patch is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.
To get in on the action, just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited. But remember, you gotta accept that friend request faster than you can say “creeper.” And don’t worry, we only accept non-autistic players (just kidding…maybe).
Ready to git gud? Start with the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and check out those public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play some bot matches for practice.
Looking for more resources? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider info. And if you’re a new player, we’ve got a guide that’ll have you mining like a pro in no time. Need help with advanced movement? We’ve got a guide for that too.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend in the world of Threadlocked! Trust us, it’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we build, mine, and prank each other into oblivion. Need someone to chat with at 3am about the meaning of life? We got you covered. Want to team up with fellow insomniacs to take on the Ender Dragon in the middle of the night? We’re all about that!
So if you’re a night owl looking for some laughs and good times, hop on our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends and have some epic stories to tell about that time you built a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. See you in the Minecraft twilight zone!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against hordes of evil llamas. Build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bacon Bandits, a group of mischievous pigs who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their porky tyranny?
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, fortune favors the bold (and the slightly insane).
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
