| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9804 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian schoolteachers are quitting their jobs just to play here! That’s right, over 190,000 of them ditched their boring classrooms to join our epic adventures and build the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen!
So, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 221 | New Chunks Explored: | 832865 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Well, on this server, we’re all about fighting back against the noise pollution caused by those pesky cruise ships. Join us and help us take down those noisy vessels with our epic Minecraft skills. We’ll build giant speakers to drown out their music, or maybe even summon a giant snowstorm to scare them away.
Plus, we’ll have epic battles on icebergs, race polar bears, and maybe even discover a secret underground ice palace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on this server? So come join us and let’s show those cruise ships who’s boss!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 3976 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Our server is home to a group of flat Earth believers who are convinced that Minecraft is actually a simulation created by ancient aliens. Join us as we embark on quests to uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.
But that’s not all! Our server is also haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to prank unsuspecting players. From disappearing blocks to spooky noises in the night, you never know what kind of supernatural shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch your back for flat Earth believers and ghostly ghouls lurking around every corner!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 155 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)
So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.
So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!
So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 44 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.
Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.
Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.
Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.
IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 124 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?
So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?
So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 844 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 354 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
