| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!
And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?
So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 24263 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!
join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.
oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 7171 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.
Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.
Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
ip: softslayer.com
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla Survival |
| Established | June 2011 |
| Players Online | 15-35 average |
No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join SoftSlayer? | Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit. |
| Is there a whitelist? | Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free. |
| Are there map resets? | No, the map has been live since June 2023. |
| Can I create player-run shops? | Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose. |
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.
Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.
So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.
So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!
We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 514 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Enchantments Applied: | 148 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
If you join this server, you’ll get to team up with Dorothy and her gang of killer munchkins to take down all the other players. And get this, instead of diamonds, you collect ruby slippers as currency! How insane is that?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the yellow brick road on this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited emeralds and enchanted weapons. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of Dorothy Gale’s twisted, but totally awesome, world of murder and mayhem!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Marahuyo is cracked Minecraft server from the Philippines. It is a Survival 1.21.1 server with economy features, monthly PvP events, and weekly building contests. The server also features McMMO, guilds, guild wars, and parkour. Marahuyo has many other features, too, but we’ll let you have fun discovering them yourself! Come get started by joining today!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3001 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
