| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2179 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.
And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.
Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.
Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?
So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 341 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.
And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 8863 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor cleaners. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the zombie shuffle with a group of undead monsters.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. I still believe that this is the best server out there, and you will too once you see the insanity that awaits you!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual heirlooms out of blocks, where falling outs and grudges are just part of the game. Our server is the perfect place to let go of real-life pressures and just focus on crafting, mining, and surviving in a pixelated paradise.
Don’t let anyone pressure you into sharing your virtual treasures – on our server, it’s all about you and your choices. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be holding onto is your diamond sword.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8125 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can defeat the Ender Dragon with a single peck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So come on down to our server and let your wildest dreams come true (or maybe they’re just dreams within dreams within dreams…who knows?). Just remember to pinch yourself every now and then to make sure you’re still awake!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been approved by the Minecraft Gods themselves. They said, “This server is da bomb, yo!” And you know what? They were right!
Forget them other servers with their boring rules and regulations. On our server, you can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of TNT, and even tame a dragon as your pet!
So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like a black hole of fun, sucking you in and never letting go!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
