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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Runes Activated: 7
Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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