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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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