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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 43
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Crops Grown: 7356
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Treasure Maps Found: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Horror Stories Survived: 5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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