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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 12
Players Killed by Monsters: 9330 Star Shards Collected: 175

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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