Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis filled with giant statues of Steve riding pigs and chickens wearing diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through the Nether!
But that’s not all – we have events that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation. From epic PvP battles on top of a floating island to treasure hunts where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Reasons to join our server: – Witness the epic showdown between a mom who just wants to be there for her grandchild’s birth and a couple who just want some peace and quiet. – Experience the thrill of virtual bonding time with your newborn baby, without any interfering family members. – Be a part of a community that understands the struggle of setting boundaries with loved ones, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some virtual family drama like you’ve never seen before!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Are you tired of the same old therapy sessions? Come on over and let out your frustrations in the virtual world instead. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.
Join us and witness the epic battle between Emma and her stepdad as they compete for the title of Pumpkin Patch King. Will Emma reclaim her father-daughter tradition, or will Lucy and her stepdad reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy server.
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew a simple pumpkin patch could cause so much chaos? Let’s carve out some fun together!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of giant mushrooms, and taming dragons to do your bidding. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and wacky adventures that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also gain access to our exclusive secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 293 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and build a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.
So why settle for a boring old life of mediocrity when you could be living it up on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)? Join now and start your epic adventure today!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?
So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Join us and you just might find yourself in a battle against a llama with a diamond sword!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King. He rules over his chicken kingdom with an iron fist (or wing?) and is always looking for new subjects to join his feathered army.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those full kit wankers behind for good!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a flying pig that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard that right. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, but with creepers instead of boulders.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the party and see why even Putin couldn’t handle the awesomeness of this Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legend of Sochi!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
