Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.
So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.
So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).
Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.
So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.
Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.
So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 91 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 | Enchantments Applied: | 185 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us and embark on epic quests like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or rescuing a group of lost llamas from a band of evil skeletons. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident dragon in a dance-off to win epic loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Imagine a world where speeches are made of blocks and pixels, where you can build your own resilience castle and journey through insane adventures. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a community where the only struggle is finding enough diamonds.
Don’t let anyone hijack your moment on our server, where the only spotlight you need to worry about is the glow from your enchanted armor. Join now and show the world that you’re the true star of your own story!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!
Forget boring quests and mundane tasks – on our SMP, you’ll be tasked with finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rescuing a group of lost villagers from a pack of rabid wolves, or even organizing a zombie flash mob to take over the server spawn!
So why wait? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance for emeralds. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a giant toilet castle, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party.
But that’s not all! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Ender Dragon Tug-of-War.” Plus, every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of hide and seek with the mods.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just watch out for those dancing creepers…they’ve got some killer moves.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
