Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).
plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Are you looking for a server where you can navigate the tricky waters of stepfamily relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries and standing your ground, just like our player who refused to be adopted by their stepmother.
But that’s not all! Join us for thrilling fertility doctor appointments, emotional family gatherings, and intense couples therapy sessions. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama?
So come on down to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such real-life dilemmas? Join now and become part of our dysfunctional family today!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.
We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.
So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join our server for the most epic and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a tornado sweeps in and sends you flying through the air like a majestic eagle. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of tornados, the majesty of the Chicken King, and the sheer insanity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What more could you ask for?
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.
Not only that, but our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Can you navigate your way through the maze of tunnels and emerge victorious?
And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of giant flying pigs and compete in a race around the server. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop anyone who tries to grief or steal. 2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. 3. Our admin, Captain Crunch, once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. 4. We have a community farm where players can ride on flying pigs and harvest rainbow-colored crops. 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, fairies, and talking trees.
So what are you waiting for? Join Faithsteeland Gundpowder today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 7304 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
🔥🚀 Immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your mom “borrowing” your diamonds and never returning them. Don’t let her ruin your virtual escapades – join our server and leave the real-life drama behind! 🙅♂️💎
🌟💥 Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful loot? Only one way to find out – join us now! 💰💎
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next! 🏰🎢 #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 2229 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Imagine a world where you have to fight off creepers, zombies, and skeletons while also dealing with your annoying sibling stealing your diamonds and trolling you at every turn. It’s a chaotic, hilarious adventure that will have you laughing and crying (mostly from frustration) at the same time.
Join our SMP today and experience the true meaning of sibling rivalry in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about sharing, teamwork, and how to prank your sibling in the most epic way possible. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 171 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
