Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Egg of Prosperity. Legend has it that whoever finds this egg will be blessed with infinite riches and a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots.
So why waste your money on boring hobbies when you can join our server and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with treasure, talking animals, and endless possibilities? Join now and start building your way to financial freedom!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? How about a round of “Plan C: The Revenge of the Killer Chickens” where you have to outsmart a horde of evil chickens hellbent on taking over the server!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just remember, when all else fails, don’t resort to Plan M(urder) right away!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quote of Life, a magical phrase that will grant you unimaginable powers and wisdom. Rumor has it that whoever finds this quote will become the ruler of the entire server, with the ability to bend reality to their will. So come join us and embark on the craziest, most life-changing journey of your Minecraft career!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 213 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!
But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!
But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 158 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8984 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
