Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!
But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!
But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 373 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.
Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.
Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?
Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?
Then you have found the place where this can be done!
Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.
Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.
On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!
Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?
For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!
Are you playing alone?
For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!
The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.
Come visit us, we are waiting for you!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.
So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP
But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.
So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
